The Arrogant Worms

 

How did the worms come to be? Here's your answer,(It came from Live Bait. )
The Arrogant Worms were born on a summers day in the midst of a kingston winter. Three young boys were wandering through the feilds when suddenly, the heavens opened upand a golden flash of sunlight fell to the earth in the form of a 18 inch (7cm) stainless steel spike which landed in one of the boys heads. Hee exclaimed, "Blggh@#&!! Eojgh'ih6
The boy with the spike in his head was left in Red Deer and the other two formed their troi with a white rabbit named Lawrence. After 30 years of paying their dues, they decided they'd had enough and tried to write a song. This song was an immediate hit and lauched their careers in Poland, where they were mitaken for figure skaters. Returning to Canada after an unfortunate incident with a waffle iron, a french chef and a basket of underwear, they wrote new songs based upon shared experiences of Canadians. That album remains a classic and like other classics is incomprehensible. Taking this success as a cue, the group began touring poultry farms across the country; gaining enough chicks and yolks for another album. (*gratuitous pun*) This album had success written all over it, making it very difficlt to play on modern recording equipment, but nonetheless released as "Russel's Shorts" (1994). The album had charted new frontiers for the band artistically as it was brown.

Mean while, there were problems in the band. Lawrence the rabbit had gotten big and fat and Australian and so had to be replaced. Also, the band was tiring of poultry circuit and began desiring a change of venue. Subsequently, they moved to Vancover, ate the rabbit, became vegetarians, took aerobics from a Belgian Sumo wrestler, hired a sock puppet (Chris Patterson) to play bass for them and released a 3rd musical comedy album, "C'est Cheese". This revolutionary album had both an Engish and French word in the tittle.

Still there were problems. They were not solved.

One spring day in Northern Ontario (there are usally two) the band, which had long since run out of material, decided to release another album. One fan, their manager Jean, said to them, "You're not going to be really lame and release a live album?". Which the did.

A few years later, they released a Christmas album. That sent many worm-sick fans to the stores.

And Now They've released "Dirt". It's about damn time.


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