Introducing...

The Worms!

Mike McCormick enjoys bowling and yelling. Turn-ons: really, really freakin' cold weather, his computer, hops and barly. Turn-offs: Long walks on the beach, Moby Dick and flting in a plane really high in the middle seatwith a drunk heavy breather on one side and a crying child eith a nicotine addition on the other side.

Chris Patterson used to live in every town they've ever played in. Turn ons: bad sitcoms, awkward social situations, hockey fights and leaving the turning signal on after a lane-change. Turn-offs: being told he looks like Brian Mulrony, inferior dancers and people who don't appreciate expimentle Bass playing

Trevor Strong is the mother of three fuzzy children. Turn-ons: his hair, the smell of gas (his own, ewww), forcing cats to snuggle when they don't want to and spring fasion. Turn-offs: being awake, this silly notion that people with good table manners are somehow better than the rest of us and the word ?gaggle?.

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